Olympics Break Records

Let’s take a break from the whole “the economy is falling apart” thing today. The 2024 Olympic Games in Paris have already broken records for more than just the athletic performance and weirdness. Check out the full economic breakdown of the Games below... and maybe consider re-nationalizing to Hong Kong.

Oracle’s Earnings Disappoint

The Oracle’s latest earnings report dropped this weekend, giving us fresh insight into his performance and assessment of market conditions. Spoiler alert: neither one is very good.

Amazon Earnings Disappoint Investors

Meta Dominates Ad Revenue

Meta continues to suck all the ad dollars away from less fortunate competitors like Snap and Pinterest. Shake Shack is cheffing up some gains while the jig is up for chip designer Arm Holdings. Moderna also got hammered, and not in a fun way.

JPow Teases September Rate Cut

Fed Chair Jerome “JPow” Powell took the stage and dazzled viewers with...a whole lotta nothin’. The Fed isn’t cutting rates yet, but gearing itself up for a September slashing like its Jason in Friday the 13th.

Sam Altman's Latest Study

Sam Altman’s pursuit of Supreme God Emperor of the world hit a stumbling block as giving people free cash isn’t the gold mine it's cracked up to be.

McDonald's Disappointing Quarter

Competing with the Ruth Chris’s of the world isn’t working out so hot for McDonald’s. Check out just how bad the company’s latest quarter was.

The Latest PCE Report

Miles Davis is cool, but June’s inflation print was even cooler. Price acceleration continued to slow along with growth in disposable personal incomes. But what does this mean for the path of interest rates?

Ford's Earnings Spotlight

A classic American brand and company just had its worst trading day since I was in 3rd grade. Earnings szn is a dangerous game to play.

Google's Latest Quarter

Here’s a full breakdown of Alphabet’s earnings and why these numbers sent Mr. Market into a full-scale panic attack

Tesla Crashes on Earnings

Tesla shares plummeted after hours on its Q2 earnings figures. I know it might be hard to believe, but could Mr. Market be overreacting?

Does The President Matter?

Current, former, and future Presidents have been in the news a lot lately. But when it comes to the economy, do they really matter as much as we think?