😢 When you’re kissing the President and Tweeting memes all day, it’s easy to forget you have to sell cars. Find out how bad it was for Tesla in Q4.
📈 2024 was a helluva year for any investor with the rare skill of sitting down and shutting up. Find out how well doing nothing worked in 2024.
👑 This is it. The day of reckoning is here. Wall Street’s most iconic award of 2024 is revealed below—check out the Platinum Banana for Meme of the Year.
⏪ Let’s take a walk down memory lane. Heading into 2025, there’s no better way to get ready than to recap what happened in 2024. We’ve got you covered below.
😓 Consumers are going crazy, and the elves are getting lazy this Holiday season. I don’t know what caused this dynamic, but you won’t want to miss it.
🎄 Christmas is capitalism’s favorite child—Americans spent $964.4B on gifts, lights, and probably questionable eggnog last year. Forecast for 2024? A cool $1 trillion.
🔥 We got a fun one today in Wall Street's favorite award show. Read below to find out who won the Platinum Banana for the Hottest Take of the Year in 2024.
🤝 From $60bn buyouts to the $2k you negotiated off the price of your $50k car, 2024 was a year of deals. Find out which one came out on top below...
🚗 JPow wants the economy to grow faster than Ricky Bobby. And in Q3, it sure did, but not for the best reasons. Find out how what drove Q3 GDP growth below.
🏆 It’s the Platinum Banana Award for Investor of the Year! The drama, the numbers, the tweets—this year’s winner left their mark on Wall Street like never before.
🍌 The Platinum Banana Awards are back. Wall Street’s most prestigious annual award show kicks off today, starting with the 2024 CEO of the Year.
🛩️ UFO sightings are carrying shares in drone makers while Tesla jumps on a fresh analyst upgrade. Super Micro is becoming the Boeing of the tech sector, and Nvidia investors are starting to size up the company’s issues.
