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Work-From-Port Is Back

Work-From-Port Is Back

The port strike is over... for now. This bandaid over a bullet hole will get us through the holiday and election season but bring us right back to where we were when the tentative deal expires on January 15th.

Vyomesh Kumar
Vyomesh Kumar
Fire Every Economist

Fire Every Economist

It’s high time we just eliminate the word “economist” from our lexicon. Or, at the very least, we could fire every economist because they’re consensus projections for September’s jobs report couldn’t have been more wrong. The U.S. labor market is thriving. Find out why below.

Give Me Banana

Give Me Banana

The longshoremen strike has already been worse for my mental health than when I was dropped as a client by my therapist. And it’s only gonna get worse for the U.S. economy. Below, we go deep into exactly how and where all the shareholder value destruction will come from and what to expect for a resolution.

Insurance Isn’t Boring

Insurance Isn’t Boring

Zillow’s new climate risk feature is making home insurance a nightmare in places like Florida, where your premiums are rising faster than the sea levels.

The New Nvidia

The New Nvidia

The new Nvidia is about to go public. I’m sure Jensen Huang is more nervous about the competition of people buying their stock than their product, but find out what the latest threat to the AI kingpin brings to the table.

e-X-treme Losses

e-X-treme Losses

Fidelity just released their latest holdings report for their Blue Chip Growth fund, which includes its position in X Holdings. Yet again, the fund manager deeply discounted the value of Musk’s social media site. Find out why below.

Vyomesh Kumar
Vyomesh Kumar
We Can’t Have Nice Things

We Can’t Have Nice Things

The economy is doing that annoying thing where everything seems almost too good. Inflation? Chillin’. Personal incomes? Getting fatter. Spending? Still going strong. But when things get too nice, you just know there’s a storm brewing.

Fake Recessions

Fake Recessions

Tragic news, apes. Our beloved Bureau of Economic Analysis has fallen victim to the Fake News media. We just got our final GDP growth update for the second quarter, but that wasn’t even close to the biggest reveal of the data release. Get caught up on your economy below.

Physical BTC Prices Rip

Physical BTC Prices Rip

Breaking News: It turns out there’s a physical version of BTC out there. I had no idea, but something called “gold” has been ripping all year. Find out why—and how long it can last—below.

Nuclear Goes Nuclear

Nuclear Goes Nuclear

The Daily Peel has been confirmed as the most powerful media organization in existence. Major nuclear energy investments have been announced barely a month after our piece focused on the energy source. Find out what’s going down—and whose fired up—below.

Pigs & Pills

Pigs & Pills

Denmark’s economy? Turns out it’s riding high on pills and pigs. Let’s just say Ozempic is the MVP, and Danish pastries are more than just delicious— they might be the secret weapon keeping those pharma profits high.

Buffett 🤝 Call Her Daddy

Buffett 🤝 Call Her Daddy

Nike investors are poppin’ bottles on news of a new CEO, while Warren Buffett and Alex Cooper are working together to make SiriusXM great again. FedEx isn’t delivering packages, earnings, or anything else, and the nation’s second-largest homebuilder struggles to monetize its market.

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